What do you say to a Steeler wearing a suit? "Will the defendant please rise?"
A Browns fan, a Steelers fan, and a Ravens fan are all climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves their team the most. The Ravens fan says that he's the most loyal fan and shouts, "this is for the Ravens!" and throws himself off the mountain. The Browns fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells,"This is for EVERYONE!!" and pushes the Steelers fan off of the mountain.
"China's gymnastic team has been stripped of its bronze medal from the 2000 Olympics for using an underage girl. In related news, Ben Roethlisberger is moving to China."
"The mother of Dallas Cowboys draft pick Dez Bryant wants an apology for the question asked of Bryant by Dolphins GM Jeff Ireland - if his mother was a prostitute. As part of an effort to rehabilitate his image with the NFL, Ben Roethlisberger has offered to take her out for dinner and drinks."
"Georgia police have finished probing quarterback Ben Roethlisberger, just two months after Roethlisberger finished probing Georgia college students."
What do you call a 260 pound Steelers cheerleader?
