Funny Sayings
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Funny Sayings
by (SWGO)^Fuzzy_Cat^ » Fri Apr 13, 2012 7:23 am
If you go to jail don't drop the SOAP!!
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Re: Funny Sayings
by Richdog » Fri Apr 13, 2012 9:39 am
I think this fits: "I don't remember asking you a God Damned Thing!"
All Warfare is based on deception.
Anger his general and confuse him.
Offer the enemy bait to lure him; feign disorder and strike him.
Know the enemy and know yourself; and in a hundred battles you will never be in peril.
Anger his general and confuse him.
Offer the enemy bait to lure him; feign disorder and strike him.
Know the enemy and know yourself; and in a hundred battles you will never be in peril.
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Re: Funny Sayings
by Son » Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:13 am
(SWGO)^Fuzzy_Cat^ wrote:If you go to jail don't drop the SOAP!!
If you do....make someone else pick it up and run like hell out of there...
Welcome to SWGO....Enjoy your ban
Despite what your mamma has told you...
Violence does solve some problems.
Despite what your mamma has told you...
Violence does solve some problems.
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Re: Funny Sayings
by Darth Crater » Fri Apr 13, 2012 2:31 pm
I've always been fond of this one...
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Re: Funny Sayings
by haasd0gg » Fri Apr 13, 2012 5:28 pm
Darth Crater wrote:I've always been fond of this one...Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Re: Funny Sayings
by Duel of Fates » Fri Apr 13, 2012 5:32 pm
"It takes a big man to cry. It takes a bigger man to laugh at that guy crying.". ----Deep thoughts by Jack Handy.
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Re: Funny Sayings
by (SWGO)^Fuzzy_Cat^ » Sat Apr 14, 2012 5:11 am
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
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