Why didn't I think of that?

[11_Panama_]

Reading the MSN news earlier today, ran into this short article about a new invention. A fart pad. According to the article, you can fart while wearing one of these "pads", wihout worrying about stinking up the place. The "pad" will filter the smell into something "refreshing". Now we need a "muffler" so no one will hear you rip one.

[Son]

Sign me up for 10.

[FaiL.?]

Without the muffler it's not much use..

[Jedi Power]

Are you saying you need to wear 10 at a time for the stink Son?

[Col. Hstar]

But how else would you clear the line at the supermarket

[Son]

Are you saying you need to wear 10 at a time for the stink Son?

I was actually thinking my boys need a pair or two. But yes, those things can't repel stench of my magnitude...especially after I have dairy.

[Bailey]

Reading the MSN news earlier today, ran into this short article about a new invention. A fart pad. According to the article, you can fart while wearing one of these "pads", wihout worrying about stinking up the place. The "pad" will filter the smell into something "refreshing". Now we need a "muffler" so no one will hear you rip one.

Where's the fun in that? Take pride in your personal perfume!