An apology

[Doves]

Trust me, I see it all the time. People like you act like this, and then in a few months you wake up with a hangover laying next to someone's [female dog].

Yeah, you're right. People like me act like this, and then we sleep with your girlfriend. After that, we wake up late for work, we show up anyways, and everyone goes "oh hey you were kinda late today" and we're like "yeah man sorry was sleeping with this one idiot's girlfriend" and then they're like "oh cool" and then I do a sweet 360 on my skateboard and fly to outer space.

No but seriously can the [poo]. We should be ashamed of ourselves? You're the one running around being a [m'kay] imbecile, kid. If you really are a grown ass man, then you should be ashamed of yourself. I won't succeed in life because I act like a [Richard] on a forum? Well, I guess being smart and sociable and not a complete [m'kay] twerp means nothing, I was a [Richard] to some useless nothing of a person on the internet so i'm just [m'kay].

You can't even keep one single thought straight in that pea you call a brain, can you? You jump from one topic to the next, completely unaware that you're coming across as a delusional, schizophrenic idiot. "YOU ARE RETARDED, JUST STOP IT, ALSO HERES MORE OF HOW RETARDED YOU ARE THAT I AM SAYING YOU AM PROBALY WERE NOW". You type all that out, and then you lean back in your chair, convinced that everyone is going to bow to your superiority. Nope! You can't even manage to socialize well with people on a Star Wars forum, because you lack fundamental social skills that i'm pretty sure the average six year old possesses.

What i'm trying to say is, you are duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumb

[mrjamwin]

Dammit guys I'm tired of your [m'kay] nonsense. You guys are seriously retarded! Sheesh! All of you should be ashamed of yourselvles. Every one of you are being [m'kay] ridiculous. And because of that, you guys won't succeed in life. Trust me, I see it all the time. People like you act like this, and then in a few months you wake up with a hangover laying next to someone's [female dog]. Just stop it. And after you wake up, you realize that you're late for work for the last time and you move into your mom's basement.

It's obvious you have no respect for women. That [female dog] that one may be laying next to is a person with feelings, intelligence and a personality who might not like being called a [female dog]. So you might show a little respect yourself because the way you're going. You'll be the one waking up with a hangover lying next Narg's dog.

[[m'kay]]

Dammit guys I'm tired of your [m'kay] nonsense. You guys are seriously retarded! Sheesh! All of you should be ashamed of yourselvles. Every one of you are being [m'kay] ridiculous. And because of that, you guys won't succeed in life. Trust me, I see it all the time. People like you act like this, and then in a few months you wake up with a hangover laying next to someone's [female dog]. Just stop it. And after you wake up, you realize that you're late for work for the last time and you move into your mom's basement.

It's obvious you have no respect for women. That [female dog] that one may be laying next to is a person with feelings, intelligence and a personality who might not like being called a [female dog]. So you might show a little respect yourself because the way you're going. You'll be the one waking up with a hangover lying next Narg's dog.

C'mon now, my dog has higher standards than that, even if he does eat his own [poo].

[mrjamwin]

Dammit guys I'm tired of your [m'kay] nonsense. You guys are seriously retarded! Sheesh! All of you should be ashamed of yourselvles. Every one of you are being [m'kay] ridiculous. And because of that, you guys won't succeed in life. Trust me, I see it all the time. People like you act like this, and then in a few months you wake up with a hangover laying next to someone's [female dog]. Just stop it. And after you wake up, you realize that you're late for work for the last time and you move into your mom's basement.

It's obvious you have no respect for women. That [female dog] that one may be laying next to is a person with feelings, intelligence and a personality who might not like being called a [female dog]. So you might show a little respect yourself because the way you're going. You'll be the one waking up with a hangover lying next Narg's dog.

C'mon now, my dog has higher standards than that, even if he does eat his own [poo].

You're right. I was just giving him an example of who or what he would most likely wake up to if he were ever to get drunk and then laid.

[rg3fever]

It's almost funny how ignorant you all are.

[[m'kay]]

It's almost funny how ignorant you all are.

It's legitimately funny how clueless you are. It's hard to fail when all you're asked to do is be barely adequate at social interaction, but by golly you're managing just fine!

In the meantime, I thought i'd poste a recording of RG3's live webcam feed as he prepares for war.

[WD-40]

It's almost funny how ignorant you all are.

You truly are not 'one' with The Force.

[rg3fever]

It's almost funny how ignorant you all are.

You truly are not 'one' with The Force.

the firce isnt real, smarty.

[[m'kay]]

It's almost funny how ignorant you all are.

You truly are not 'one' with The Force.

the firce isnt real, smarty.

holy [poo] you don't say, whatever shall we do now

[mrjamwin]

It's almost funny how ignorant you all are.

You truly are not 'one' with The Force.

the firce isnt real, smarty.

Every time you make a post the realization that everything you say is a lie. There is no way in hell you were ever a teacher had a job of any kind and got stuck in traffic. So let's stop pretending and just tell the truth that you're just some dumbass 13 year old.