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I got this thread idea from another forum I browse occasionally.

I'll start off:
"When I give food to the poor they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist."
~Dom Helder Camara

"Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something."
~Plato

"If you give a man a fish you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime."
~Sun Tzu

Just post your favorite quotes here.
*Sticky?*

"Get the f outta my way or I will destroy you"
~me

"Have we been placed in a desert? Are we so thirsty for the wonderful things in life that all we're seeing is hallucinations?"

~me

"The best feeling is when you help someone"

Don't know who said it.

"Generalls don't start the wars, politics do"

"Old men declare wars and young men will have to fight them"

"Courage is being scared, but still moving forwards"

"if stupidity got us into this mess, why can't it get us out?"

"There is nothing more dangerous then a resourcefull idiot"

"if you find youself in a fair fight, your tactics suck"

"Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman."

"Bombing for peace is like [m'kay]ing for virginity."

"Face your problems, don't facebook them.

"I told my ex I felt like killing her, and she said I needed professional help, So I hired a hitman."

"Women don't want to hear what you think, women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice."

"It's not how much you love someone that ers, it's how much you make them feel loved."

"If there was only woman ruling the word there would be no wars. Just a bunch of countries jealous of each other."

"I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem."

"Women want one man to fulfill their every need. Men want every woman to fulfill their one need."

"Depression is not a sign of weakness. It is a sign of being too strong for too long."

LMAO

MT

Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves.
-- Reagan

Aristotle said that some people were only fit to be slaves. I do not contradict him. But I reject slavery because I see no men fit to be masters.
-- CS Lewis

There is no worse tyranny than to force a man to pay for what he does not want merely because you think it would be good for him.
-- Professor Bernardo de la Paz

Diplomats and Bureaucrats may function differently, but they achieve exactly the same results...
--Spock

They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.
--The Dread Pirate Roberts (Wesley)

"I am trying here to prevent anyone saying the really foolish thing that people often say about Jesus: I’m ready to accept Jesus as a great moral teacher, but I don’t accept his claim to be God. That is the one thing we must not say. A man who was merely a man and said the sort of things Jesus said would not be a great moral teacher. He would either be a lunatic — on the level with the man who says he is a poached egg — or else he would be the Devil of Hell. You must make your choice. Either this man was, and is, the Son of God, or else a madman or something worse. You can shut him up for a fool, you can spit at him and kill him as a demon or you can fall at his feet and call him Lord and God, but let us not come with any patronising nonsense about his being a great human teacher. He has not left that open to us. He did not intend to. ... Now it seems to me obvious that He was neither a lunatic nor a fiend: and consequently, however strange or terrifying or unlikely it may seem, I have to accept the view that He was and is God."
--C.S. Lewis

"Bite off more than you can chew...then chew it."
"You call them tears. I call them weakness extract."
-Both from Courage Wolf(based on my avatar)
"I take the 'the' out of Psychotherapist.(Think about that one.)"

When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life. - John Lennon

That one just above is my favourite by far.

You can trust Americans to do the right things, after they've tried everything else.
-Sir Winston Churchill