Favourite insults/Witty comebacks

[Sir Bang]

I got this thread idea from the "quotes" topic. (viewtopic.php?f=17&t=3158).

I'll start off:
"Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission..."

"You're red shirt goes well with your eyes..."

"Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date."

"Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people."

"Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes."

"You're about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder."

"All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo."

"You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control."

"If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!"

"You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face."

"I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job."

"Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?"

[Commander Sparrow]

"Shut up you festering anal parasite"
"You smell funny"

[Duel of Fates]

I like you. You remind me of me, when I was young and stupid.

You can't fix stupid.

I'll flip ya like a cheese omelet.

I'll drop ya like a three foot putt.

I'll smack you so hard your ancestors will feel it.

I'll knock the taste right out of your mouth.

Hard to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

[THEWULFMAN]

"You dirty penguin."

"Silly 5, Q is for Probably."

[Commander Sparrow]

"You dirty penguin."

"Silly 5, Q is for Probably."

I'm confused as to what the 2nd one means.

[ATCStewart]

You can't fix stupid.

I remember this, except it was "you can't fix sutpid."

[=JAWS=tom{ASN}]

"lower than Yoda"

[haasd0gg]

Your mom


I love the classics

[Yanoda]

"I heard you like mudkips"

"You got something on your face" *Punch face* "It was PAIN!"

"Do YOU like bananas?"

"I do wish we become better strangers"

"I understand you're experiencing an inferiority complex, rightfully so I might add, from the looks of it"

"Don't be ashamed of yourself... unfortunately size does er 99.9% of the time though, a pity."

"I find your lack of wit & insults disturbing."

"SQUIRREL!"

"Earthquake!!! Oh wait, it was only you..."

"I was going to make an insult about your mom, but realized she already did it for me"

"I like cheese cake"

"Up the shut [m'kay], you must!"

Cheers

Yanoda

[Sir Bang]

Wow, somehow I completely forgot about 'Yo Mumma jokes'. Damn.

Oh well here goes: "Yo Mumma's so stupid, I told her to take out the trash and she moved!"
That one's the best one I've heard.^