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Chuck Norris
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Sun Mar 18, 2012 11:59 pmby haasd0gg
The internet loves Chuck Norris. I've heard most, post the others here.
Pics and one liners welcome.
NO copy/pasting lists from other websites. -thats just weak.
Re: Chuck Norris
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Mon Mar 19, 2012 3:13 amby haasd0gg
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Re: Chuck Norris
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Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:06 amby Duel of Fates
I heard that Chuck knocked down the Berlin Wall all by himself.
Re: Chuck Norris
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Mon Mar 19, 2012 10:51 amby Commander Sparrow
Chuck Norris can literally [poo] bricks. That's how he built his house.
Re: Chuck Norris
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Mon Mar 19, 2012 10:56 amby Doves
Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident and still managed to walk it off.
Re: Chuck Norris
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Fri Mar 23, 2012 9:59 pmby haasd0gg
When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a Zombie, he doesn't turn into a zombie. The Zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
Re: Chuck Norris
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Tue Mar 27, 2012 5:58 pmby IJO sha-quan-jone
chuck norris lost his virginity befor his dad.
chuck norris knows victoria's secret.
god can walk on water, chuck norris can swim through land.
Re: Chuck Norris
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Tue Mar 27, 2012 8:11 pmby FaiL.?
People carry guns for protection. Guns carry Chuck Norris for protection.
Re: Chuck Norris
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Thu Mar 29, 2012 2:59 amby Hobo
Chuck Norris once uppercutted a horse in the chin. Their descendants are known as giraffes.
Re: Chuck Norris
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Fri Mar 30, 2012 4:09 pmby Imperial{IC}Needler
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.