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MegaMillions

PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 8:45 pm
by 11_Panama_
I'm sure most of you already know about the record breaking lottery (Mega Million) and it's 550+ million dollars. I just want all of you to know that when I win it..I won't forget all the little people here in SWGO. I pledge to fund the servers and buy new gaming rigs to all my SWGO friends...even you Happyman and Wulfi. I also pledge to use my new found status to ask George to bring out SWBF3. I will ask for the release of said game and if I need to throw money around for it to happen....I will. This is Panama, the new addition to the 1% percenters...and I approve this message.

Re: MegaMillions

PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:48 pm
by Brazosgrad
and if I win, I will just build myself a mock-up of the death star, so we can all play laser tag inside it together. You can thank me later.

Re: MegaMillions

PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 11:44 pm
by WD-40
If I win, I'll buy a [poo] load of Gold and Silver, build a Man-Cave that's 10,000 Square feet with all the stuff that makes a guy say "Holy [poo]!" with every alcohol on the Planet, widescreen TVs, (hot chicks :whistling: ) Disc Jockeys, food, and invite all the Admins and my favorite SWGO Players for a week of PAARRTEEEEY! All expenses paid of course! :punk:

Re: MegaMillions

PostPosted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 12:26 am
by 11_Panama_
WD-40 wrote:If I win, I'll buy a [poo] load of Gold and Silver, build a Man-Cave that's 10,000 Square feet with all the stuff that makes a guy say "Holy [poo]!" with every alcohol on the Planet, widescreen TVs, (hot chicks :whistling: ) Disc Jockeys, food, and invite all the Admins and my favorite SWGO Players for a week of PAARRTEEEEY! All expenses paid of course! :punk:

I better be ome of those SWGO friends invited to your party 40. I forgot to mention that if I win...I'm going to buy a private jet and I wanted to hire you to be my pilot. I would also let you borrow the plane when I'm not using it.

Re: MegaMillions

PostPosted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 12:43 am
by Bocca
11_Panama_ wrote:I better be ome of those SWGO friends invited to your party 40.


i just want one of those gaming rigs...and a private place to play it...oh, maybe you could see to it that i get fiber-op for the "last mile"...oh! oh! oh! and some exclusive bandwidth just for me!...aw, dangit, one more thing...i'm gonna need you to work out having all this follow me around when i travel for work...maybe you could hire me a couple of groupies to handle all this...they'd have to be blindly dedicated to propping up SWBF2 until such time as i get bored with it...

Re: MegaMillions

PostPosted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 12:47 am
by SuperHappyMan
WD-40 wrote:If I win, I'll buy a [poo] load of Gold and Silver, build a Man-Cave that's 10,000 Square feet with all the stuff that makes a guy say "Holy [poo]!" with every alcohol on the Planet, widescreen TVs, (hot chicks :whistling: ) Disc Jockeys, food, and invite all the Admins and my favorite SWGO Players for a week of PAARRTEEEEY! All expenses paid of course! :punk:


I demand to be the stand-up comedian for this event.

Re: MegaMillions

PostPosted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 1:36 am
by 11_Panama_
Bocca wrote:
11_Panama_ wrote:I better be ome of those SWGO friends invited to your party 40.


i just want one of those gaming rigs...and a private place to play it...oh, maybe you could see to it that i get fiber-op for the "last mile"...oh! oh! oh! and some exclusive bandwidth just for me!...aw, dangit, one more thing...i'm gonna need you to work out having all this follow me around when i travel for work...maybe you could hire me a couple of groupies to handle all this...they'd have to be blindly dedicated to propping up SWBF2 until such time as i get bored with it...

Bocca....I swear to you that I would set you up for life. I forgot about having an "entorage"....I would need one...no fun doing anything alone. In reality...what I would do...and this is a dream of mine...build a compound with alot of "guest houses" for family and friends. I would love to have family and friends living with me. I would start my own charity and open up a nightclub, so I would need family and friends to help me run my enterprises. I also always wanted a farm...I want to be self substained and not rely on buying all this unhealthy and geneticly modified foods that we are forced to consume. I would also have a wind powered generator so I can get off the grid and have the electric company send me checks, instead of me sending them one. Let's just say that I have plenty of things planned if I'm lucky enough to win all that moola. And the more people I have around me at the time...the merrier, because in all honesty...winning that money will make me a happy man....but sharing it with friends and family is all I would want to do with it. Bringing joy and happiness to others would make me the luckiest dude in the world. I know....I'm a dork, but hell...I came to this world with nothing, and I won't be able to take any of it with me. Oh, and I would hire Rush to play at a private party.

Re: MegaMillions

PostPosted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 2:55 am
by haasd0gg
Sorry, Panama, but I plan on winning. I will honor the promises you've made here- yourself included, of course.
I have plans to relocate my neighbors and privatize my neighborhood.

Re: MegaMillions

PostPosted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:50 am
by Bocca
11_Panama_ wrote:Bocca....I swear to you that I would set you up for life.


so, i sorta got focussed on this part and missed the rest of what you were saying...

Re: MegaMillions

PostPosted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:52 am
by FaiL.?
If my family wins, we're going to donate 100+ million of it to a big cancer charity, then buy 3 spitfire WWII airplanes (extremely rare!!), then fund you guys, then invest it.