Funny Sayings
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 7:23 amIf you go to jail don't drop the SOAP!! 
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 7:23 amRe: Funny Sayings
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 9:39 amI think this fits: "I don't remember asking you a God Damned Thing!"
Re: Funny Sayings
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:13 am(SWGO)^Fuzzy_Cat^ wrote:If you go to jail don't drop the SOAP!!
If you do....make someone else pick it up and run like hell out of there...
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 12:51 pm"Excuse me while I whip this out!"
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 2:31 pmI've always been fond of this one...
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Re: Funny Sayings
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 5:28 pmDarth Crater wrote:I've always been fond of this one...Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Re: Funny Sayings
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 5:32 pm"It takes a big man to cry. It takes a bigger man to laugh at that guy crying.". ----Deep thoughts by Jack Handy.
Re: Funny Sayings
Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 5:11 amEverything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.