Why didn't I think of that?
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Sat Jun 30, 2012 7:40 pmby 11_Panama_
Reading the MSN news earlier today, ran into this short article about a new invention. A fart pad. According to the article, you can fart while wearing one of these "pads", wihout worrying about stinking up the place. The "pad" will filter the smell into something "refreshing". Now we need a "muffler" so no one will hear you rip one.
Re: Why didn't I think of that?
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Sat Jun 30, 2012 8:45 pmby FaiL.?
Without the muffler it's not much use..
Re: Why didn't I think of that?
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Sat Jun 30, 2012 8:59 pmby Jedi Power
Are you saying you need to wear 10 at a time for the stink Son?
Re: Why didn't I think of that?
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Sat Jun 30, 2012 10:19 pmby Col. Hstar
But how else would you clear the line at the supermarket
Re: Why didn't I think of that?
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Sun Jul 01, 2012 12:21 amby Son
Jedi Power wrote:Are you saying you need to wear 10 at a time for the stink Son?
I was actually thinking my boys need a pair or two. But yes, those things can't repel stench of my magnitude...especially after I have dairy.
Re: Why didn't I think of that?
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Sun Jul 01, 2012 1:19 amby Bailey
11_Panama_ wrote:Reading the MSN news earlier today, ran into this short article about a new invention. A fart pad. According to the article, you can fart while wearing one of these "pads", wihout worrying about stinking up the place. The "pad" will filter the smell into something "refreshing". Now we need a "muffler" so no one will hear you rip one.
Where's the fun in that? Take pride in your personal perfume!