Snapple Flavors

[JAF]

I just got an internship with Snapple for the summer, and part of my "job" is to come up with new reasonable flavors with appropriate names. Any suggestions?

[Darth Crater]

Don't ask other people to do your job for you?

Anyway, I don't know enough about the current flavors to give you any ideas.

[[m'kay]]

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[JAF]

Don't ask other people to do your job for you?

Anyway, I don't know enough about the current flavors to give you any ideas.

Not a job...internship. They don't pay me nor care about my opinion so it doesn't er if my ideas are good or not

[WD-40]

Fruity Fartilicious
Rectumly Raspberry
Crotchety Cranberry
Shagnastily Strawberry
Bungholiciously Bananna
Runny and Wet Watermelon
Poosavery Peach
Analiciously Apple

If people don't like these flavors, I'm sure you could convince Snapple that they could effectively start a new Canine product spinoff of Snapple Treats that dogs will love!

You could use the motto "Why do Dogs LICK these Snapple treats?...Because they can!!

[11_Panama_]

Tamarind- A fruit that's both sweet and sour...delicious bro. Call it---Tamarind Temptation.
Blood Orange- Sweet with a cool red flesh. Call it----Type O Blood Orange.
Coconut (coconuts are hot right now and there is no need to explain a coconut.. right)? Call it---Coconut Calypso.
That's all I have right now.

[JAF]

Thanks Pan for some useful suggestions.

"cough" WD "cough"

[CommanderOtto]

Mambo Mango!

[Pootus]

Raspberry Taint??
Colonic Breeze??

[Sir Bang]

Bangers and mash.