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Resolutions

Postby haasd0gg » Sun Jan 05, 2014 4:45 am

Anyone have any for the new year?
I'm going to try and curb my language and hopefully get away from the butts.
And get down to the range more often. I barely remember how guns work :wacko:
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Re: Resolutions

Postby Hobo » Sun Jan 05, 2014 4:28 pm

1. find some cool school subject that pays a lot of $$$ in the future
2. develop girl-interaction skills

you know, the usual
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Re: Resolutions

Postby Son » Sun Jan 05, 2014 6:13 pm

Hobo wrote:1. find some cool school subject that pays a lot of $$$ in the future
2. develop girl-interaction skills

you know, the usual

Use this pickup line
"Hey girl. I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"
Worked like a charm for me.


Anyways, my resolution is the same as haas. Unfortunately my ex showed up with the kids on new years day and my resolution was totally forgotten.
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Re: Resolutions

Postby NiteRunner81 » Sun Jan 05, 2014 7:58 pm

Dude.... sometimes the girls get things started... my old pickup line that landed me my hubby was "Nice Shoes, Wanna ****"....

as for my goals in 2014:

Have a healthy baby
Not be as big of witch this pregnancy
Guide my siblings to get their lives on track.
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Re: Resolutions

Postby 11_Panama_ » Sun Jan 05, 2014 8:35 pm

My resolution this year is to tone down my "coolness". I'm just too cool. :whistling:
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Re: Resolutions

Postby haasd0gg » Sun Jan 05, 2014 8:38 pm

Hobo wrote:2. develop girl-interaction skills


Let me share some history with you, young man.
Back when I was young, there was a brilliant show on a brand new network called FOX. It was about how a real family functions and taught us many valuable life lessons. There's an episode I remember, particularly, where the son asks his incredibly hot older sister for advice on how to pick up women. I hope it works as well for you as it did for me. I highlighted the important part. Good luck!

The next time you see a girl, stand on her feet so she can't run. Then you look deep into her eyes and say, "you are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen, and I'd love to share a night of incredible sex with you. No names, no witnesses, no regrets. Come be one with me
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Re: Resolutions

Postby burzerker » Sun Jan 05, 2014 9:22 pm

Mine last year was to have everyone else get their acts together.. didn't work, they all still suck.. lol :angry:
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Re: Resolutions

Postby [NH]Shadow » Sun Jan 05, 2014 10:13 pm

burzerker wrote:Mine last year was to have everyone else get their acts together.. didn't work, they all still suck.. lol :angry:

Hey burz! Nice to see you, man :punk:

Don't really have a resolution...just tryna' finish my Freshman year. Semester #2 starts tomorrow :ugeek: .

Also working with JP and Galactic Voyage, hoping that I can make something of that. That's the closest thing that I have to a 'resolution'.
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Re: Resolutions

Postby Brazosgrad » Sun Jan 05, 2014 11:42 pm

:whistling: I didn't really make any resolutions this year or last for that matter. About three years ago I resolved to never make a resolution again, and I'll be damned if it hasn't worked like a charm. I've stuck to that one better than any other my entire life.
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Re: Resolutions

Postby Hobo » Mon Jan 06, 2014 4:53 am

haasd0gg wrote:
Hobo wrote:2. develop girl-interaction skills


Let me share some history with you, young man.
Back when I was young, there was a brilliant show on a brand new network called FOX. It was about how a real family functions and taught us many valuable life lessons. There's an episode I remember, particularly, where the son asks his incredibly hot older sister for advice on how to pick up women. I hope it works as well for you as it did for me. I highlighted the important part. Good luck!

The next time you see a girl, stand on her feet so she can't run. Then you look deep into her eyes and say, "you are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen, and I'd love to share a night of incredible sex with you. No names, no witnesses, no regrets. Come be one with me

Lol!!! Maybe I should change #2 to 'huge balls' :lol:
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