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Resolutions

PostPosted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 4:45 am
by haasd0gg
Anyone have any for the new year?
I'm going to try and curb my language and hopefully get away from the butts.
And get down to the range more often. I barely remember how guns work :wacko:

Re: Resolutions

PostPosted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 4:28 pm
by Hobo
1. find some cool school subject that pays a lot of $$$ in the future
2. develop girl-interaction skills

you know, the usual

Re: Resolutions

PostPosted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 6:13 pm
by Son
Hobo wrote:1. find some cool school subject that pays a lot of $$$ in the future
2. develop girl-interaction skills

you know, the usual

Use this pickup line
"Hey girl. I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"
Worked like a charm for me.


Anyways, my resolution is the same as haas. Unfortunately my ex showed up with the kids on new years day and my resolution was totally forgotten.

Re: Resolutions

PostPosted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 7:58 pm
by NiteRunner81
Dude.... sometimes the girls get things started... my old pickup line that landed me my hubby was "Nice Shoes, Wanna ****"....

as for my goals in 2014:

Have a healthy baby
Not be as big of witch this pregnancy
Guide my siblings to get their lives on track.

Re: Resolutions

PostPosted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 8:35 pm
by 11_Panama_
My resolution this year is to tone down my "coolness". I'm just too cool. :whistling:

Re: Resolutions

PostPosted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 8:38 pm
by haasd0gg
Hobo wrote:2. develop girl-interaction skills


Let me share some history with you, young man.
Back when I was young, there was a brilliant show on a brand new network called FOX. It was about how a real family functions and taught us many valuable life lessons. There's an episode I remember, particularly, where the son asks his incredibly hot older sister for advice on how to pick up women. I hope it works as well for you as it did for me. I highlighted the important part. Good luck!

The next time you see a girl, stand on her feet so she can't run. Then you look deep into her eyes and say, "you are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen, and I'd love to share a night of incredible sex with you. No names, no witnesses, no regrets. Come be one with me

Re: Resolutions

PostPosted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 9:22 pm
by burzerker
Mine last year was to have everyone else get their acts together.. didn't work, they all still suck.. lol :angry:

Re: Resolutions

PostPosted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 10:13 pm
by [NH]Shadow
burzerker wrote:Mine last year was to have everyone else get their acts together.. didn't work, they all still suck.. lol :angry:

Hey burz! Nice to see you, man :punk:

Don't really have a resolution...just tryna' finish my Freshman year. Semester #2 starts tomorrow :ugeek: .

Also working with JP and Galactic Voyage, hoping that I can make something of that. That's the closest thing that I have to a 'resolution'.

Re: Resolutions

PostPosted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 11:42 pm
by Brazosgrad
:whistling: I didn't really make any resolutions this year or last for that matter. About three years ago I resolved to never make a resolution again, and I'll be damned if it hasn't worked like a charm. I've stuck to that one better than any other my entire life.

Re: Resolutions

PostPosted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 4:53 am
by Hobo
haasd0gg wrote:
Hobo wrote:2. develop girl-interaction skills


Let me share some history with you, young man.
Back when I was young, there was a brilliant show on a brand new network called FOX. It was about how a real family functions and taught us many valuable life lessons. There's an episode I remember, particularly, where the son asks his incredibly hot older sister for advice on how to pick up women. I hope it works as well for you as it did for me. I highlighted the important part. Good luck!

The next time you see a girl, stand on her feet so she can't run. Then you look deep into her eyes and say, "you are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen, and I'd love to share a night of incredible sex with you. No names, no witnesses, no regrets. Come be one with me

Lol!!! Maybe I should change #2 to 'huge balls' :lol: