Oh [poo], damn I’ve been saying the wrong thing this whole time. I meant Saddam Hussein. [m'kay], why can’t he just have a name like bob bob? That would be so much easier to remember and spell. Thanks for pointing that out.
Dawdawdaw! IRAQ NEVER ATTACKED US! I’m saying Iraq never attacked us, you know, the country! Yes, the Al Qaeda has attacked us, 9/11, but that doesn’t mean we go to war with Iraq? That would be like smacking someone, and then that person you slapped goes on to slap someone else even though they had nothing to do with it.