NEWTOPIC*

[WD-40]

One of my 4 dogs farted, and it smelled 'evil'. Yet they all looked at me with this "It wasn't me!" expression. I wonder how dogs can do that and make you want to just throw-up...

[Corpse]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[(SWGO)Kren]

Stood on a 6 inch rusty nail, straight through my shoe into the ball of my foot and then it went forward towards my toes. There was a bit of blood when I pulled it out to say the least. It hurt like hell and made me limp for a couple of days. Feels ok now though.

Regards,

Kren

[MATTHEW'S_DAD]

Really?? Holy crap that sucks. Hope you feel better dude.

[(SWGO)2EAZY]

I got hit in the face with a badminton racket today in PE class. I was competing in the badminton tournament for my PE class and the kid I played lost grip of his racket, it flew over the net and hit the bone by my eyebrow. I had to sit out through gym and had to sit through the rest of my classes with a welt above my eyebrow.

[WD-40]

I don't know what you're talking about.

That's what my Dogs said.

[Brazosgrad]

Your dogs talk?? COOL.

[Corpse]

I got hit in the face with a badminton racket today in PE class. I was competing in the badminton tournament for my PE class and the kid I played lost grip of his racket, it flew over the net and hit the bone by my eyebrow. I had to sit out through gym and had to sit through the rest of my classes with a welt above my eyebrow.

I think Kren's story beats yours, for some reason. But I hope both of you are fine now.

[(SWGO)Kren]

Yeah my foots all better now guys, cheers.

Getting the tetanus booster was a challenge. Went to a drop in medical cente who indicated they don't provide tetanus boosters. Went to the hospital, checked in finally after they updated all of my records, sat down in the waiting room. I was there about 30 minutes and this woman who had a sprain indicated she had been there for over four hours and she was still waiting to see someone. Considering she had been there that length of time and there were 30 people after her and before me I decided to leave and get an appointment the next morning with my doctor rather be there until at least 2am. Went to the medical centre for 8am which according to my wife was when it opened, turned out to be 8.30 so I went up to the counter at 8.30 and asked to see a doctor/nurse only to be told I was not on that panel. My wife indicated she had swapped panels when we moved but alas that was not the case. By luck the other doctors surgery was in the same building, so I asked to see someone and was told the nurse is busy come back at 9.45am to see the doctor which I did, saw the doctor at 10.20 who then informed me he had no jabs with him so he said I had to come back at 5pm. Off I went to work. So after a lot of messing about I finally received the jab at 5.15pm that night. Thank the lord I don't attend the hospital or doctors or a regular basis as it would drive me to dispair because of the messing around!

[Corpse]

If I was a doctor, that's exactly the sort of thing I would do to people.