So I got an assignment to write an autobiography...

[Corpse]

Please edit this post or something, I can tell that this is going to make this into a political topic. >_>

Fixed it for you. Is that better? (What I changed it to is also true.)

[[m'kay]]

Very nice read. I especially enjoyed your plot to obtain a burlap coat via hotdog shanking.

I think the best I can think of in comparison to this is a 3 page short story I wrote for English about a beastiality contest when I was 15.

Ah, very nice. Get an A on it?

[Corpse]

I was one mark off an A* (A+ to you), actually.

[WD-40]

That's the most Matt ever replied on a subject that wasn't 'Political' in nature! Good job Narg Fuuuuckhh!

[Brazosgrad]

Man. For a minute there I thought I was reading science fiction....

[(SWGO)Minas_Thirith]

Loved it, please tell us what your teacher tought about it, and the grade please....

[WGO-Jango]

Not enough dinosaurs.

More on topic: What the hell is the point of writing an autobiography at your age? It's not like you have decades to reflect on. Pointless assignment is pointless.

[=JAWS=tom{ASN}]

And since I hate the [poo] out of the class, I decided to have some fun.

http://filesmelt.com/dl/The_Best_Freaki ... y_EVER.doc

Anyone who feels uncomfortable downloading it, I can post a version on these forums. It'll look retarded, though; I don't have Word on my PC, and it glitches out like a [m'kay] on wordpad.

You can get open office and then convert to word file.

[[m'kay]]

Not enough dinosaurs.

More on topic: What the hell is the point of writing an autobiography at your age? It's not like you have decades to reflect on. Pointless assignment is pointless.

Well I think that the event that most shaped my life is the time in second grade when Timmy spat in my milk. Due to the time that I spent reflecting on my life thanks to this assignment, I figured that out.