Favourite insults/Witty comebacks

[fightingclam]

Wow, somehow I completely forgot about 'Yo Mumma jokes'. Damn.

Oh well here goes: "Yo Mumma's so stupid, I told her to take out the trash and she moved!"
That one's the best one I've heard.^

Yo momma's like a door. Everyone gets a turn
^my favourite.

[Admiral_Aeka]

your momma's so fat she keeps pesos in one pocket and euros in the other...

little exaggerated but still.

[Duel of Fates]

Your momma's so stupid, she went to Bangkok to find a TIE fighter. Robot Chicken-Star Wars special, but I still laugh when I hear it.

[Commander Sparrow]

Your momma's so stupid, she got run over by a parked car.

[(SWGO)Minas_Thirith]

yo momma's so far she's got smaller woman's orbiting around her

[haasd0gg]

Your moms so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck

[IJO sha-quan-jone]

your moms [thing] is so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth.

[IJO sha-quan-jone]

by the way your mommy is so stupid she sold her car to be able to buy gas.

[Hobo]

Your mommas so stupid, when the bartender said the drinks were on the house, she went to go get a ladder.

[IJO sha-quan-jone]

lol sorry haas I thought that word was already edited.