Favourite insults/Witty comebacks

[Hobo]

Yo mommas so stupid, she got locked into a grocery store and starved.

[WD-40]

What did they name the first combination Mexican/Soul Food Restaurant???


'Nacho Mamas'

and..
Yo Mama's so dumb, she fell in the pool, and created a giant 'Air Pocket'.

[FaiL.?]

Here's one- Yo mamma so fat, it made Jabba the Hutt go: "dammmmnnnn!!" -Robot Chicken.

[Belgarath]

Thats what she said. Nough said.

[Duel of Fates]

. . . Rectum?!?! Damn near killed him!

[Dad]

"Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it."

[(SWGO)^Fuzzy_Cat^]

Your mama so dumb,She climbed over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.

[(SWGO)^Fuzzy_Cat^]

You mama so dumb,when i walked in i asked why do you have 2 quarters in your ear?she said i'm listening to 50-Cent

[Hobo]

When your mom sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE.

[Sir Bang]

Guys, I'm actually in tears... Keep them coming:

Yo mama's so fat her clothes come in three different sizes large, extra large, and oh my god its coming!

Yo mama's so fat that when she fell in love she broke it

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample!

Yo mama's so ugly when I took her to the zoo they said, "Thanks for bringing' her back!"

Yo mama's is so ugly that she entered in the ugly contest they said, "no professionals"

Yo mama's so fat that when we went out to the restaurant she looked at the menu and said sounds good

Yo mama's so fat, when I swerved to avoid her in the street I ran outta gas

SB