Favourite insults/Witty comebacks

[(SWGO)^Fuzzy_Cat^]

Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view/Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth /Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon/

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept/

[Hobo]

Yo mommas so stupid, she finished a puzzled in 6 months and got excited exclaiming the box said 3-4 years.
Yo mommas so fat, she was claimed by Spain.
Yo mommas so fat, her blood type was Ragu.
Yo mommas so fat, she wears an Asteroid belt.
Yo momma so fat she has more Chins than a Chinese phone book.

[(SWGO)^Fuzzy_Cat^]

Nice Nice... Yo mamma so Stupid when she saw a school bus full of white kid she said "STOP THAT TWINKIE"/Your mamma so fat when she put on a red dress and walked outside they said "Hey Kool-Aid"/Yor mamma so fat when she walks around in highhills in texas,SHE STRIKES OIL!/. Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER/Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAY-UM!"
/Yo momma so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller./ Yo momma so fat , her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
/. Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars/Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

[Heatmaster78]

"Yo Mom" jokes being thrown back and forth here.

Hey, hey, hey I got one:
Your mother is so stupid- YOU SHOULD STOP WITH THE DUMB JOKES AND COME UP WITH SOME GOOD ONES.

[Yanoda]

OK, here some different types of jokes:

I was about to make a Speed of Light joke but Neutrino beat me to it.

Two Hydrogen atoms were walking down the street.
One atom trips and falls and says, "Ohh Noo... I think I lost an electron!"
The other atom replies, "are you sure?"
The first atoms exclaims, "I'm Positive!"

Argon walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gases here!"
Argon doesn't react.

Einstein, Newton and Pascal decide to play hide and seek. Einstein is it, closes his eyes, counts to 10 then opens them. Pascal is no where to be seen. Newton is sitting right in front of Einstein, with a piece of chalk in his hand. He's sitting in a box drawn on the ground, a meter to a side. Einstein says "Newton, you're terrible, I've found you!" Newton says "No no, Einy. You've found one Newton per square meter. You've found Pascal!"

Cheers

Yanoda

[Duel of Fates]

Yan, I laughed, but I think some of these are going to cause a breeze when they go over some heads.

[Yanoda]

Yan, I laughed, but I think some of these are going to cause a breeze when they go over some heads.

Their loss!

Cheers

Yanoda

[ATCStewart]

Those were great jokes!

[Hobo]

Are y'all ready for some dead baby jokes??

[IJO sha-quan-jone]

i got those but they were totally nerd out jokes