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[haasd0gg]

I'm gonna stick to Burger King WD...

Eating [poo] is healthier

Very true haas, you just can't beat a good steak though.

I agree, but I won't eat meat from anywhere that I order from inside my car.
except DD; bacon egg and cheese croissant is my weakness

[mrjamwin]

There was that old expression "I would eat the corn out of her sh*t" I could never fathom that one either.

[Admiral_Aeka]

global food crisis

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[WD-40]

global food crisis

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I didn't write the article…apparently the Japs like to eat [poo] now.

[WD-40]

Santos Laguna player poses with small child

Do you see the Player's Gaffe??

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[mrjamwin]

Ooooo! He's a naughty boy.

[WD-40]

Egypt funeral turns celebratory after dead man awakes

Published May 12, 2012

Associated Press

LUXOR, Egypt – The funeral of a 28 year-old waiter in southern Egypt turned into a celebration when he woke up after being declared dead.

Hospital officials had pronounced dead Hamdi Hafez al-Nubi, who came from the village of Naga al-Simman in the southern province of Luxor, after he suffered a heart attack while working.

His family says grieving relatives took him home and, according to Islamic tradition, washed his body and prepared him for burial Friday evening.

A doctor sent to sign the death certificate found it strange that his body was warm. At closer observation she discovered he was still alive.

His mother fainted upon hearing the good news.

With the doctor's assistance, both al-Nubi and his mother were awakened and soon were celebrating with guests.

Here's a Moral of the story:

Don't let your dumb-ass relatives determine the fate of your body once you black out. In some countries, you may already have been 'autopsied'.

Any other Morals of the story?


http://www.foxnews.com/world/2012/05/12 ... latestnews

[haasd0gg]

Maybe the world just missed Jesus coming back