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Funny Sayings

Postby (SWGO)^Fuzzy_Cat^ » Fri Apr 13, 2012 7:23 am

If you go to jail don't drop the SOAP!! :lol:
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Re: Funny Sayings

Postby Richdog » Fri Apr 13, 2012 9:39 am

I think this fits: "I don't remember asking you a God Damned Thing!"
All Warfare is based on deception.
Anger his general and confuse him.
Offer the enemy bait to lure him; feign disorder and strike him.
Know the enemy and know yourself; and in a hundred battles you will never be in peril.

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Re: Funny Sayings

Postby Son » Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:13 am

(SWGO)^Fuzzy_Cat^ wrote:If you go to jail don't drop the SOAP!! :lol:


If you do....make someone else pick it up and run like hell out of there...
Welcome to SWGO....Enjoy your ban

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Violence does solve some problems.
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Re: Funny Sayings

Postby WD-40 » Fri Apr 13, 2012 12:51 pm

"Excuse me while I whip this out!"
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Re: Funny Sayings

Postby Darth Crater » Fri Apr 13, 2012 2:31 pm

I've always been fond of this one...

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.

Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Re: Funny Sayings

Postby haasd0gg » Fri Apr 13, 2012 5:28 pm

Darth Crater wrote:I've always been fond of this one...

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.

Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.



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Re: Funny Sayings

Postby Duel of Fates » Fri Apr 13, 2012 5:32 pm

"It takes a big man to cry. It takes a bigger man to laugh at that guy crying.". ----Deep thoughts by Jack Handy.
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Re: Funny Sayings

Postby (SWGO)^Fuzzy_Cat^ » Sat Apr 14, 2012 5:11 am

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
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