You know she loves you when.....

[11_Panama_]

You know she loves you when she tries to snap your neck... in the most seductive way possible.

Cheers

Yanoda

Is it possible that she wants to kill you and it turns you on?

[Yanoda]

Is it possible that she wants to kill you and it turns you on?

It didn't actually happen to me, let's just say a friend has 'difficulties' finding the right girl.
Though, if my gf wants to kill me, the least she could do is make it quick and painless. Dying with a boner actually sounds hilarious.

Cheers

Yanoda

[11_Panama_]

Is it possible that she wants to kill you and it turns you on?

It didn't actually happen to me, let's just say a friend has 'difficulties' finding the right girl.
Though, if my gf wants to kill me, the least she could do is make it quick and painless. Dying with a boner actually sounds hilarious.

Cheers

Yanoda

I assume it actually happens....Rigor Mortis. Just imagine the poor sap who had erectile dysfunction...in death, he would be so hard he could cut diamonds.

[WD-40]

Is it possible that she wants to kill you and it turns you on?

It didn't actually happen to me, let's just say a friend has 'difficulties' finding the right girl.
Though, if my gf wants to kill me, the least she could do is make it quick and painless. Dying with a boner actually sounds hilarious.

Cheers

Yanoda

I assume it actually happens....Rigor Mortis. Just imagine the poor sap who had erectile dysfunction...in death, he would be so hard he could cut diamonds.

I had Rigor Mortis sitting in my chair today at work....very painful. I hear drug induced Extended Erectile issues (not dysfunction) is painful too. A penis has to know it's limitations.

[11_Panama_]

You know she loves you when....she sleeps on the wet spot. (Can I say "wet" here?)