Life Advice

[MATTHEW'S_DAD]

I have a forum that I frequent, it's the only place on the internet where I "speak". My problem is that there are a lot of smart ass kids on the forums and they're always typing a bunch of dumb [poo] on there. It really takes away from all the dumb [poo] I type. What should I do? (God I hate kids)

[Son]

I have a forum that I frequent, it's the only place on the internet where I "speak". My problem is that there are a lot of smart ass kids on the forums and they're always typing a bunch of dumb [poo] on there. It really takes away from all the dumb [poo] I type. What should I do? (God I hate kids)

oh...oh. I know the answer to this...

Eat a turtle.

[NiteRunner81]

I dunno if I have advice for that one. You can't smack stupid out of ppl.

[[m'kay]]

I have a forum that I frequent, it's the only place on the internet where I "speak". My problem is that there are a lot of smart ass kids on the forums and they're always typing a bunch of dumb [poo] on there. It really takes away from all the dumb [poo] I type. What should I do? (God I hate kids)

Clearly you should become an admin of this forum and force yourself to dedicate at least a small amount of time per day to regulating these kids that you hate. It's the only logical option, really!

Good luck,
[m'kay] Yourself

[WD-40]

A co-worker of mine once said about women:

"Anything that can bleed for a solid week, every month, and not die, must be Evil"

Surley this isn't true...is it?

[[m'kay]]

A co-worker of mine once said about women:

"Anything that can bleed for a solid week, every month, and not die, must be Evil"

Surley this isn't true...is it?

i have absolutely no idea what you are talking about and you must be absolutely insane because I have not heard of this phenomenon perhaps you take too much of the LSD? never bring this up again


no seriously dont,
[m'kay] Yourself

[Hobo]

I have a forum that I frequent, it's the only place on the internet where I "speak". My problem is that there are a lot of smart ass kids on the forums and they're always typing a bunch of dumb [poo] on there. It really takes away from all the dumb [poo] I type. What should I do? (God I hate kids)

My suggestion is to tell them exactly what is wrong with them. Whatever they may say to you, they won't be able to deny their flaws. Just make sure to keep an even tone, so they can't say that "Umad?" bull [poo]. I did this with Acesonall on that humongous flame war thread a couple days ago. (I wanted to give him a chance to make nice with the community, but too late now I guess...)

Hope this helps :P

[WD-40]

A co-worker of mine once said about women:

"Anything that can bleed for a solid week, every month, and not die, must be Evil"

Surley this isn't true...is it?

i have absolutely no idea what you are talking about and you must be absolutely insane because I have not heard of this phenomenon perhaps you take too much of the LSD? never bring this up again


no seriously dont,
[m'kay] Yourself

Sorry Nite. I just had to needle Narg once.

[Dad]

You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd, you might slip and fall on a buffalo turd.

Words to live by.

[Son]

You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd, you might slip and fall on a buffalo turd.

Words to live by.

Isn't another name for a buffalo turd a buffalo chip?