Life Advice

[Yanoda]

More life advices.

Reality is an illusion created by lack of alcohol.

If you do it, you’ll regret it. If you don’t do it, you’ll regret it. Either way you're going to regret it, you might as well just do it.

Grammar is the difference between knowing your [poo] and knowing you're [poo].

Cheers

Yanoda

[(SWGO)Minas_Thirith]

Please don't reply to his flaming every time he makes an account and just tries to fit his idea in there.
Iv'e removed that post about 7 times now

MT

[WD-40]

No balls...No glory

No risk...No reward

No beer...No party

[The Master]

Holy Cow, I leave for one weekend and there is 32 topics in the new posts line with over 300 posts :P

I have a life advice question. How do you become accepted in a community.

[haasd0gg]

Don't be an ace or a tom.

[Col. Hstar]

Or a Lego

Edit: Needs some clearification. I like Legos, but just not here

[[m'kay]]

Holy Cow, I leave for one weekend and there is 32 topics in the new posts line with over 300 posts :P

I have a life advice question. How do you become accepted in a community.

Oh, that's easy. First you move in, and make yourself a few baskets of fruit to give to your neighbors. Once you are done arranging the baskets of fruit, inject roofalin into the apples and oranges. Deliver the baskets. Now your community is much more accepting and relaxed, so you can make your introductions and show them around your place - namely, your cellar. Once you have the community in your cellar and they've sobered up a bit, tell them that they must accept you or else you will flood the cellar and drown everyone in it. Then you wait.

You wait until they're ready.

[Yanoda]

Oh, that's easy. First you move in, and make yourself a few baskets of fruit to give to your neighbors. Once you are done arranging the baskets of fruit, inject roofalin into the apples and oranges. Deliver the baskets. Now your community is much more accepting and relaxed, so you can make your introductions and show them around your place - namely, your cellar. Once you have the community in your cellar and they've sobered up a bit, tell them that they must accept you or else you will flood the cellar and drown everyone in it. Then you wait.

You wait until they're ready.

You have a sick and twisted mind. I LOVE it!

Cheers

Yanoda

[WD-40]

How do you become accepted in a community.

Convert to their religion, obey their laws and marry the Community Leader's ugly daughter (i.e. Take one for the Team). The other local guys will appreciate it.

[MATTHEW'S_DAD]

Ever since my vasectomy my boys are really low and loose. What can I do?