Life Advice

[mrjamwin]

Duct tape them up.

[Commander Sparrow]

Here's one I can think of

Don't be too friendly with the people who you do business with.

[Col. Hstar]

Ever since my vasectomy my boys are really low and loose. What can I do?

My eyes are closed but the mental image is still burning please give advice on how to forget what I just read

[MATTHEW'S_DAD]

So you probably don't want to know about my preps to put Jammy's idea into motion?

[Col. Hstar]

So you probably don't want to know about my preps to put Jammy's idea into motion?

[GDog]

Please Mr. [m'kay], you must help me! I have a cross between a Rat and a Unicorn stuck in my closet that leads to Narnia! Now I can't go through and help all of the little fuans and talking beavers! What should I do? I tried putting out cheese but the Unicorn half [poo] on it! Please help me!

[[m'kay]]

Please Mr. [m'kay], you must help me! I have a cross between a Rat and a Unicorn stuck in my closet that leads to Narnia! Now I can't go through and help all of the little fuans and talking beavers! What should I do? I tried putting out cheese but the Unicorn half [poo] on it! Please help me!

Duct tape your ass several times and then rip every single bit of it off. After doing this, feed the hairs to the Unicorn to make it stop [poo], at which point you will be able to use one of the beavers as a fishing pole with which you will fish for the White Witch.

[GDog]

Thank you! You're a genius! I would never have thought of that one! Now I am going to go fish for the White Witch now like you said and sit in some snow to stop my [donkey] from hurting!

[FaiL.?]

Thank you! You're a genius! I would never have thought of that one! Now I am going to go fish for the White Witch now like you said and sit in some snow to stop my [donkey] from hurting!