Ariel wrote:Cypher wrote:Evolution and Christianity are incompatible philosophies/faiths/etc. You have to stick with one side or the other.
Exactly the point. So-called "theistic evolution" is a contradiction in and of itself. You cannot have both.
God damnit. Why do you have to say such stupid ass things, you know it only makes me want to post. I really want to stay out of this topic. I don't have this kind of time on my hands, ugh.
Let me just roll a few things out here. EPICLY LONG POST ACTIVATE
Christianity and Judaism are based on the Bible. The Bible is flawed. Very, VERY flawed. If you follow the Bible to a fault, you come out sounding like an [derriere orifice]. In other words, these people: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westboro_Baptist_Church
If the Bible is flawed, it's completely open to interpretation and criticism. My interpretation is that at best, most of it was simplified for the people of its time and creation. You simply can't explain to people in 1000 BC that the Universe is ever expanding, and has trillions of stars, planets, black holes, and nebulae. You can't explain how evolution works to someone of that time period. If the Bible is flawed, not everything in it is correct, simple as that. It can't be depended on.
We've grown a lot in the past 1000 years, as a species, as a society. We can learn how the universe works now, we have that privilege. There's heaps of evidence pointing towards Evolution. No evidence pointing towards God. If what you two say is true, and Evolution and Faith can't co-exist, then I'm honestly surprised anyone with an IQ of say, 80, hasn't become an atheist. Good thing you're spouting nonsense.
Here I am sitting on an IQ of a measly 115, and I can clearly see Faith alone doesn't make sense. So rather than go the Atheist route, I go to what I think is the smartest choice and choose Theistic evolution. If you're going to take the stand that Theistic evolution doesn't even exist, well then M-kay you.
It takes a lot Faith to believe in God nowadays. Now more than ever. And it's only going to get worse for people who don't believe in Evolution. Yet I'd rather die than say God or his son Jesus don't exist.
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As for the naysayers and atheists out there I have to bring up a simple argument. Pascal's Wager. What if you're wrong and God does exist? That's a helluva-lot worse than believing in God when he doesn't exist.
No Faith + God does exist = Hell.
No Faith + God doesn't exist = No afterlife.
Faith + God does exist = Heaven*.
Faith + God doesn't exist = No afterlife.
*Assuming you're not an [derriere orifice] in life.
The choice is clear to me.
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Now onto another random point: Homosexuality.
Leviticus 20:13 wrote:If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Leviticus 18:22 wrote:Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable.
Right.
Leviticus 20:9 wrote:For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be surely put to death: he hath cursed his father or his mother; his blood shall be upon him.
A lot of you need to go kill your kids.
Leviticus 19:27 wrote:You shall not round off the side-growth of your heads nor harm the edges of your beard.
So [m'kay] the Beatles and their evil haircuts.
Leviticus 19:19 wrote:You shall not make any cuts in your body for the dead nor make any tattoo marks on yourselves: I am the Lord.
Anyone here got a kickass cross tattoo? Well [m'kay] you.
Leviticus 19:19 wrote:You are to keep My statutes. You shall not breed together two kinds of your cattle; you shall not sow your field with two kinds of seed, nor wear a garment upon you of two kinds of material mixed together.
Check your shirts, got a Polyester/Cotton blend? [m'kay] you, next stop Hell.
Leviticus 21:9 wrote:If a priest's daughter defiles herself by becoming a prostitute, she disgraces her father; she must be burned in the fire.
Yep.
Leviticus 11:10 wrote:But whatever is in the seas and in the rivers that does not have fins and scales among all the teeming life of the water, and among all the living creatures that are in the water, they are detestable things to you.
Anyone here have lobster? Shrimp? Crab? Oysters? Scallops? Well [m'kay] you.
Here's a favorite of mine.
Leviticus 21:18-21 wrote:For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken. No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the Lord made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.
So if you're deformed in any way shape or form, GTFO.
And another gem.
Leviticus 26:27-30 wrote:If in spite of this you still do not listen to me but continue to be hostile toward me, then in my anger I will be hostile toward you, and I myself will punish you for your sins seven times over. You will eat the flesh of your sons and the flesh of your daughters.
Yep. You'll eat your babies if you disobey the old [poo] testament God.
Leviticus is [poo] and I don't give a lily livered [m'kay] about anything in that book. The Old Testament is kinda [poo]. I'm sorry, my Jewish ancestors, it is. While we're on the subject of [poo] Old Testament books, Deuteronomy. That [poo] is [m'kay] up too.
Deuteronomy 22:20-21 wrote:But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.
A woman has sex in her parent's house and she's not married? Death to her. Paris Hilton is [m'kay].
Deuteronomy 22:5 wrote:A woman must not wear men’s clothing, nor a man wear women’s clothing, for the Lord your God detests anyone who does this.
Cross dressers are screwed. And everyone wearing unisex clothing is [m'kay]. QUICK, ALL THE WOMEN TAKE OFF YOUR JEANS AND PUT ON A DRESS! RUN!
Deuteronomy 25:11-12 wrote:When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her.
Yo Niterunner! If you see your husband fighting with another man, whatever you do, do NOT attack the other man by grabbing his balls painfully or we'll have to cut your hand off? Mkay? Mkay.
Deuteronomy 23:1 wrote:He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord.
What does this mean you ask? It means if your penis or balls are crushed, cut off, stabbed, whatever, you can't go to church. Really loving and understanding, the old testament God was wasn't he?
NEXT.
Deuteronomy 23:2 wrote:A [female dog] shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord.
A [female dog] is someone who was born outside of wedlock, which means you were born before your parents were married. Being born out of wedlock makes you filthy, apparently; so filthy in fact that it takes ten genetic steps down the line to wash how filthy it makes you. Which means that because I was born out of wedlock, and I attended my parent's wedding as an infant, my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandchild can't go to church. Sucks for James Plummer the VIII.
Moving on.
Deuteronomy 21:18-21 wrote:If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.
Yikes, that's a little more hardcore than Leviticus. Why don't we save time, get all our rebellious children (which is all of them), dig a huge hole in the Earth, put all the kids in the hole, and then just fill the hole with stones? That should save a LOT of time. Should solve our population problems, I'll give them that. Maybe that's why Catholics are so against birth control? Because we're supposed to be having as many children as possible because we keep stoning them to death?
How the [m'kay] did we make it this far, again? I'm shocked really.
I could even point out couple, few and far between, stupid things in the New Testament. All in all, it's a lot less stupid.
What am I trying to say/prove here? The Bible isn't perfect, follow it as a loose guideline and follow Jesus's teachings. Jesus basically came down and said SCREW THIS OLD CRAP and made everything in the Old Testament null and void. Get it? You can't ignore parts of Leviticus and pick and choose which you believe and follow. Homosexuality isn't a sin. Or Jesus would have sat his 12 disciples down and talked to them about it! He would have been like "Yo, I know it was briefly mentioned in the Old Testament, but I wanted to make it clear, homosexuality is a sin." But he didn't. So shut the hell up and GTFO all you homophobic [derriere orifice].