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How to increase upload speed?

Postby SWINE FLU » Thu Oct 04, 2012 5:18 pm

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I'm fairly happy with my download speed, but my upload is awful. Any tips on how to increase?

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Re: How to increase upload speed?

Postby haasd0gg » Thu Oct 04, 2012 6:49 pm

Use a bigger wire(?)...
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Re: How to increase upload speed?

Postby crazyperson » Thu Oct 04, 2012 6:56 pm

Your download is 5 times mine. Be happy.

To be honest, IDK. Maybe you could go to Craiglist and rent out a botnet?
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Re: How to increase upload speed?

Postby [m'kay] » Thu Oct 04, 2012 6:59 pm

Download more RAM!
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Re: How to increase upload speed?

Postby mrjamwin » Thu Oct 04, 2012 7:40 pm

Reverse the input/output cables to your internet box anytime you want to increase your upload speed. That should do it.
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Re: How to increase upload speed?

Postby haasd0gg » Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:43 pm

Deer internetz, plz go more fasterer
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Re: How to increase upload speed?

Postby WD-40 » Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:51 pm

Harness lightning...or need a better ISP. 'Optical Cable'.
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Re: How to increase upload speed?

Postby Tiburana203 » Thu Oct 04, 2012 10:56 pm

step 1) open up that speedtest image in photoshop
step 2) change the zero to an eight

optional step 4) send that image to speedtest.net and sue them for faulty results
optional step 5) use the obtained lawsuit money to bribe the internet to go faster
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Re: How to increase upload speed?

Postby (SWGO)Minas_Thirith » Fri Oct 05, 2012 6:38 am

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Funny how my school's internet, while having 30 other PC's connected to it has this speed.
Also funny how it's 93% faster then the rest of Spain lol.....

I h8 my internet, but at least my upload is higher then Swine's :whistling: :lol:

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Re: How to increase upload speed?

Postby SWINE FLU » Fri Oct 05, 2012 6:49 am

Alright, cheers. Will try some of these later today. I'm also going to call up my ISP to see what they can do.

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