The independent states of America

[CommanderOtto]

... Thus illustrating that the people who want to secede don't have the slightest clue what it would actually involve.

agreed. I am almost sure the people who want to leave the union are people who never went to the school and have absolutely no idea of what that means.

ummm, someone just edited this post!!

[[m'kay]]

... Thus illustrating that the people who want to secede don't have the slightest clue what it would actually involve.

agreed. I am almost sure the people who want to leave the union are people who never went to the university and have absolutely no idea of what that means.

Uh, you're one to talk there man. I've never seen you make an argument that wasn't stupid and/or just riding on someone else's coattails. But hey I didn't go to "the university" so I guess i'm just an idiot! Maybe if there were more than one, i'd have a chance :(

[WD-40]

DIVORCE AGREEMENT

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together

since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a

divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has

clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly

terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:

--Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part,

but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective

representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

--We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.

--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and

the military.

--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel.

--You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough

to move all three of them.

--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.

--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens.

--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks.

--We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood

--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.

--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them

security.

--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we

will no longer be paying the bill.

--We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.

--You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.

--We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.

--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."

--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya" or "We Are the World".

--We'll practice trickle down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.

--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not

agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.


Sincerely,

John J. Wall


Law Student and an American


P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin & Charlie Sheen, Barbara Streisand, & ( Hanoi ) Jane Fonda with you, and

don’t forget Alec Baldwin, Miley Cyrus, Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, George Clooney, Eva Longoria, Jay-Z, and Lady Gaga.


P.S.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.

[(=DK=)Samonuh]

I am almost sure the people who want to leave the union are people who never went to the university and have absolutely no idea of what that means.

I didn't realize going to university was a prerequisite for being an intelligent and well-informed individual...

[(SWGO)SirPepsi]

]DIVORCE AGREEMENT

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together
since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a
divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has
clearly run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly
terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is a model separation agreement:
--Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part,
but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective
representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
--We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.
--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and
the military.
--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel.
--You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough
to move all three of them.
--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.
--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens.
Plenty of liberals are fine, upstanding citizens.
--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks.
--We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood
Haha, okay. The Bible, again, is not law in this country.
--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
Diplomacy is necessary, anything to the contrary is ludicrous.
--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them
security.
No one has spoken against this, rather that we don't go gallivanting about the planet killing everything we don't like or killing for greed.
--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
What the hell are these anyways!? I hear this every bloody day and have no idea what people mean by this. Are you suggesting that religious people are morally superior to the nonreligious?
--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we
will no longer be paying the bill.
This is disgusting. How dare you insult faiths that have a right to practice just as much as any other and degrade them because you're too prejudiced to see that. The UN, though functioning improperly, is an effort to achieve world peace. Granted, reformation is needed.
--We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.
No one has suggested ridding the world of the auto industry, rather reforming it to preserve our Earth.
--You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.
Hahahaha, my parents are practicing doctors (Interventional & Pediatric Radiologist and & Neonatologist) and both support Universal Health Care.
--We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right.
Healthcare is a right.
--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."
--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya" or "We Are the World".
Are you calling us unpatriotic?
--We'll practice trickle down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot.
Hahaha, trickle-down has never worked, and we don't suggest employing "trickle-up" but rather agree with economists who say that a strong middle class is needed to sustain a booming economy.
--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag.
I love the flag, and while I'm not proud of everything in our history, I don't try to rewrite it.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not
agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,

John J. Wall


Law Student and an American


P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin & Charlie Sheen, Barbara Streisand, & ( Hanoi ) Jane Fonda with you, and
don’t forget Alec Baldwin, Miley Cyrus, Bruce Springsteen, Madonna, George Clooney, Eva Longoria, Jay-Z, and Lady Gaga.


P.S.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.
What a cheap, jumped-up little weasel! What about the Europeans who attaced and pushed Native Americans off their land. They didn't "assimilate" into the culture they destroyed. Diversity is a blessing.

My responses are in blue; I know you didn't write this 40, but this blatant ignorance perturbs me.

[Darth Crater]

... That was a lot more effort than that copy/pasted thing deserved, Pepsi. All I'll say is that it sounds like a pretty good deal to me.

[11_Panama_]

Since a few of our states want out, maybe we can annex Mexico and part of Canada into the U.S. Heck....why don't we take Greece and Spain? They have nothing to lose and they would be a great addition to the NBA.

[WD-40]

... That was a lot more effort than that copy/pasted thing deserved, Pepsi. All I'll say is that it sounds like a pretty good deal to me.

I have to agree with Crater on this Pepsi. It was meant as a joke. You took it way too seriously.

[CommanderOtto]

I am almost sure the people who want to leave the union are people who never went to the university and have absolutely no idea of what that means.

I didn't realize going to university was a prerequisite for being an intelligent and well-informed individual...

wait. i'm sorry. I meant school.. not university. I'm very sorry about that comment (this goes to m'kay. I was distracted while writing this)

=(

[Brazosgrad]

riiighhhttt