CommanderOtto wrote:it's easy. You wake up and go to the kitchen. You happily take your cup of joe. You take the coffee mug to the room where the laptop is. Then when no one is looking, you spill the coffee on the keyboard, and to make sure it's dead, you spill some on the sides, right where the cooler exhaust is located. Then, to make the story credible, you drop the mug and let it make some noise. You then say "oooohhh noooo" "oooohhh man"... you finally have a conversation with your wife about family finances and step into the car, drive to staples, and buy the new laptop (or you could buy one in Newegg.com)
What? No man, why would you do that? Decent coffee mugs are [m'kay] expensive as
hell. We're talking like five, maybe even ten bucks for one that'll last you more than a decade. What you
should do is go into your water pipes and [m'kay] them all up, yeah? So now water's shooting everywhere, things are going terribly, your wife is screaming and your children are trying to turn the stairs into the slide, and oh no oh [poo] you just threw your arms up, accidentally grabbing the laptop and throwing it directly into the largest pool of water in your living room. While everyone screams, you grab your coffee, go on newegg and get your new lap-
wait
wait
oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo