by [m'kay] » Sat Dec 22, 2012 3:02 pm
Holy [poo] guys, are you telling me that the world didn't actually end!?!?! Oh man, what a funny subject! In the same vein as this news, i've prepared some interesting talking points on other stuff that makes no sense that you should be proud of yourself for not believing.
Pentecostalists don't actually speak in tongues, they just mutter a bunch of [poo] and then boom ~god magic~!
All the New Age theories about how the world works! Well guess what, they're actually all a bunch of complete [poo], and we're actually not gonna ascend to, like, a higher plane of consciousness man, where we'll all like, just sorta love eachother.
9/11? Prooooobably not done by a joint government/Al Qaeda effort to pacify the sheeple that populate the United SATAN in order to bolster Al Qaeda recruitment efforts and get the SATANIC STATES OF HELLERICA more oil.
All these and more you can not believe in, Wulfman! The world is your oyster! And honestly I doubt that anyone who cares about the Mayan apocalypse doesn't know about the great change bit, it's just another reason people have latched on to party, especially since it's a thursday and wooo excuses to show up drunk to work tomorrow helllllll yeah baby