by [m'kay] » Tue Feb 19, 2013 5:10 pm
We'll be playing on your server, as that involves the absolute minimum effort for me and me likey that. In any case, if you want to play in the match post in this thread with your xfire and i'll shoot you a friend request, and we'll get all this settled up. Even if we only have three people, so long as you're cool and have mics and don't intend on raping my ears with shrill prepubescent voices, we'll get along great. Let's not have this go the way of every other scrim ever where we just go "aw yeah that would be awesome" and then everyone sits with their thumbs firmly up their buttocks. If you can't guess my Xfire and can't find it anywhere else on these forums, consider yourself to be "uncool" and thus disqualified from playing.
And yeah vets, i'm going to be running this so if there are any of you old crusty bastards out there that want to get playing, you can rest assured this will not be XxXPr0L3AG73XxX level crap, we're going to be in Teamspeak shooting the [poo] and playing glowsticks. Once we have a reasonable number of people, i'll talk to whatever JOG guy added me on Xfire last night and we'll get it sorted. I'll probably just grab random people off my list, so seriously if you have any intention of playing whatsoever get on that list. There's a 90% chance this is going to happen at exactly one time, and that's when I see "oh hey we got people they got people gogogogogogo". Every single time we've tried to schedule something more complicated it's gone to [poo], so this is the best way to handle it.
That's about it. Let me be very clear, though - if you have any intention of playing seriously to the point of screaming/crying to your impotent god if we lose, you need not apply. One thing I would like to suggest to JOG is that we have some conquest stuff going on. Sure, heroes are great and all, whiirr whuuum ksssssh and all that, but playing Conquest when you can actually communicate with a team is really fun, and i'm pretty certain that we'll be just as good as you are at it considering that I haven't played in like four years. However, if Doves comes in, you guys can have like two extra guys because i'm fairly certain Doves is a wizard or something? I dunno, but i've heard some fairly terrifying [poo].
So yeah, post in the thread and/or add me on Xfire. If you're interested in playing and you don't do either of these things, then you are a complete idiot. Have fun.