by [m'kay] » Sat Oct 05, 2013 1:54 am
I hate to be the bearer of bad news once again my friends, but 'tis true. Our good friend and talented author, Tom Clancy, has died at the age of 66. We have been told that this has been a quiet death at a hospital - what the public does not know, however, is that this is actually an attempt by terrorists to drum up excitement for Clancy's new book "Two Days 'Till Retirement", soon to be released this fall. Though this death is tragic, let us not forget that he's pretty good at writing, and look forward to his next exceptional piece of literature.