Favourite insults/Witty comebacks

[Commander Sparrow]

Are y'all ready for some dead baby jokes??

Although I don't think it's really a 'dead baby' joke.



How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

It depends on how hard you throw them.



trololololll

[Yanoda]

What's the difference between a baby and a remote?
I don't throw the remote at the wall when I'm pissed.

A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password to their computer.
The husband, put in 'MYPENIS' as the password and the wife fell on the ground laughing cause the screen showed an error: "Error. Not long enough."

Cheers

Yanoda

[Hobo]

Whats worse than 50 dead babies in a barrel?

One baby in 50 barrels.

[(SWGO)^Fuzzy_Cat^]

Those were great jokes!

Mine?if it is ty ty

[Belgarath]

I used to make dead baby jokes, but I took an arrow to the knee.

[Yanoda]

I used to take arrows to the knee, until I killed the [m'kay] who kept shooting them at me.

Cheers

Yanoda

[Commander Sparrow]

I used to make dead baby jokes, but I took an arrow to the knee.

I used to laugh at the arrow to the knee jokes, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[=JAWS=tom{ASN}]

You're so ugly not even the pope wants to touch you.