IJO sha-quan-jone wrote:at least Narg admits with pride that he is a troll, tommy here wouldn't even admit it.
Ahem. I prefer the term "Community Organizer", as I regulate who [m'kay] off and who stays depending on exactly how much I hate them. It's a tough job, but someone's got to do it.
And regarding that, it's painfully clear to me that Tom is damn near completely unmockable. I mean, what the hell could I possibly say? He has failed to be socially competent on a [m'kay] star wars forum, and when presented with someone who appears to be a colossal dickhead to [m'kay] everyone on these forums, he looks at that and says "oh my god I want to be as awesome as him someday".
Tom, for the love of god, this little troll patrol i'm running here is not something meant to be [m'kay] emulated. Do you know why I haven't been banned? It's not because i've somehow managed to gain some measure of control over Matt or the other admins, it's because i've been here for nigh on six [m'kay] years at this point. So not only do Matt and haas and the rest know i'm almost always simply [m'kay] around and having a laugh, they also recognize along with the majority of people here that i'm at least good for a laugh or two, because I can actually be a fairly witty [poo] sometimes. You? You are the complete opposite of witty. Whereas i'm infuriating in a "that pretentious dickhead" sort of way, you're pissing everyone off by being that one kid who lurks on the edge of conversations and makes retarded comments every once in a while.
Also, note that I at least have some [m'kay] tact when i'm grilling people, especially if they're going through a pretty [poo] time. Why the hell would you mock a kid who's doing his damnedest to provide for his family? Actually, you know what, [m'kay] it. Sparrow, you're not a kid. I'm not going to put you in the same category as this little brat, who thinks that someone who acts as a [Richard] on some forums is somehow admirable. Tom, I do this for fun more than anything else. Pretty much everyone knows I do this for fun. Yes, they get pissed, but at the end of the day i'm pretty much just the old, slightly drunk clown who gets hired to entertain and instead sits in the corner and shouts at someone once in a while. And you're nothing more than a little spoiled brat who whines to his parents when he doesn't get the right toy car for his birthday.
