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Chuck Norris

Postby haasd0gg » Sun Mar 18, 2012 11:59 pm

The internet loves Chuck Norris. I've heard most, post the others here.
Pics and one liners welcome. NO copy/pasting lists from other websites. -thats just weak.

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Re: Chuck Norris

Postby haasd0gg » Mon Mar 19, 2012 3:13 am

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Re: Chuck Norris

Postby Duel of Fates » Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:06 am

I heard that Chuck knocked down the Berlin Wall all by himself.
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Re: Chuck Norris

Postby Commander Sparrow » Mon Mar 19, 2012 10:51 am

Chuck Norris can literally [poo] bricks. That's how he built his house.
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Re: Chuck Norris

Postby Doves » Mon Mar 19, 2012 10:56 am

Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident and still managed to walk it off.
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Re: Chuck Norris

Postby haasd0gg » Fri Mar 23, 2012 9:59 pm

When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a Zombie, he doesn't turn into a zombie. The Zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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Re: Chuck Norris

Postby IJO sha-quan-jone » Tue Mar 27, 2012 5:58 pm

chuck norris lost his virginity befor his dad.
chuck norris knows victoria's secret.
god can walk on water, chuck norris can swim through land.
All cry panic, and release the dogs of war!
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Re: Chuck Norris

Postby FaiL.? » Tue Mar 27, 2012 8:11 pm

People carry guns for protection. Guns carry Chuck Norris for protection.
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Re: Chuck Norris

Postby Hobo » Thu Mar 29, 2012 2:59 am

Chuck Norris once uppercutted a horse in the chin. Their descendants are known as giraffes.
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Re: Chuck Norris

Postby Imperial{IC}Needler » Fri Mar 30, 2012 4:09 pm

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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