Girls

[(=DK=)Samonuh]

and you have to keep us warm that's a must. and seriously I don't know why guys always complain about girls talking so much just give us food and we'll shut up. you give me brownies I will eat them no talking at all.

don't forget- they borrow all your shirts and make stretch marks where the boobs are.

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[Hobo]

and you have to keep us warm that's a must. and seriously I don't know why guys always complain about girls talking so much just give us food and we'll shut up. you give me brownies I will eat them no talking at all.

don't forget- they borrow all your shirts and make stretch marks where the boobs are.

...

...what?

[[m'kay]]

he's trying to figure out what boobs are

[Hobo]

[(=DK=)Samonuh]

he's trying to figure out what boobs are

I have no witty comeback.

[[m'kay]]

To be fair, that one was a more brutal burn than usual. [poo] happens!

[(=DK=)Samonuh]

To be fair, that one was a more brutal burn than usual. [poo] happens!

Yea, and my response could have either gone in two ways:

1. Failing to make a witty comeback.
2. Looking desperate trying to persuade you guys that I actually have a girlfriend.

And both would have been cringey (at least from an outside perspective).

[CommanderOtto]

and you have to keep us warm that's a must. and seriously I don't know why guys always complain about girls talking so much just give us food and we'll shut up. you give me brownies I will eat them no talking at all.

don't forget- they borrow all your shirts and make stretch marks where the boobs are.

[[JOG]WorldFear]

and you have to keep us warm that's a must. and seriously I don't know why guys always complain about girls talking so much just give us food and we'll shut up. you give me brownies I will eat them no talking at all.

don't forget- they borrow all your shirts and make stretch marks where the boobs are.

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And I trust you have much experience with this problem?

[WD-40]

most of the time it is... the question on every little boy's mind: what do girls do at sleepovers? we eat. a lot.

Actually...that's true. My daughters have had numerous sleep overs...yeah...it's true.

and you have to keep us warm that's a must. and seriously I don't know why guys always complain about girls talking so much just give us food and we'll shut up. you give me brownies I will eat them no talking at all.

don't forget- they borrow all your shirts and make stretch marks where the boobs are.

Sisters? Otherwise...why? And if true, those 'boobs' must be AWESOME!!!!!!